Once, a very long time ago, I told an old joke about SQL and it was a huge success (not really).
This week I heard a joke that is slightly related to that joke and it made me giggle for a couple of minutes.
Those who know me, knows that I really like to hear jokes but I’m really terrible at telling them – but let’s go for it anyway.

2 DBAs NoSQL walk into a bar. They leave because they can not find a table.
When they walked into the NoSQL bar next door and left because no one would let them join a table…

Yeah, well, Ha Ha Ha.

Anyway, we will end with something I saw on Twitter today:

#storyofmylife #dba #oracle @amansharma81 am I right ? pic.twitter.com/aP8splttQs

— Karan Kukreja (@karankukreja) March 2, 2015